Seriously, WTF

by Evil Stick Man on Dec.19, 2008, under Ravings

Pop quiz: You see a car in a turn lane, spinning tires, with hazards on making little progress. Do you A) recognize that this person is stuck and go around, B ) attempt to assist them in moving the vehicle, or C) Start honking, gesturing wildly, and flipping people off?

Seriously, what the fuck possesses people around here? 95% of the population needs to be wiped off the fucking map for being such retarded fucking assholes that the mere threat of their procreation should be sufficient to have them executed for treason. To the idiot old man in the red minivan who thought that honking at me and flipping me off while gesturing wildly would somehow magically make my car obtain traction and move, I hope you die in a fire, after having watched all your friends and love ones get raped by an aids-carrying syphilitic midget hooker bear with barbed wire wrapped around its shaft like a barber pole.

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